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Every Keystroke.
Any Sound You Want.
Their Problem.

Turn every keystroke into a sound effect. Customize individual keys, build your own soundboard, and make your coworkers question every decision that led them to sit next to you.

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COWORKER.EXE

"please... it has been three days... the spacebar is an explosion now... I am begging you"

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See what happens

Hear it for yourself

Turn the sound on.
Now imagine this eight hours a day next to your coworker.

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One payment. Infinite annoyance.

๐Ÿช™ $4.99, once ยท cheaper than a coffee ยท no subscription, no account โ€” just noise

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The fine print, minus the fear

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    Secure checkout by Gumroad. Cards and PayPal โ€” payment details never touch our servers.

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    Instant download. Both installers seconds after payment. Under a minute to first clack.

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    Every key, your rules. All 11 sound packs, per-key mapping, and your own audio clips.

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    Works on both. Windows 10 & 11, macOS 12+ (Intel and Apple Silicon) โ€” one purchase.

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    Own it forever. $4.99 once. No subscription, no account, free updates.

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    Private by design. It never knows what you type โ€” only that you typed.

๐ŸชŸ Windows 10 & 11๐ŸŽ macOS 12+

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Build your weapon

Build your own soundboard

Turn your keyboard into whatever you want.

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Gunshot

Snappy. Fast. Rude in meetings.

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Explosion

Recommended for the spacebar. Obviously.

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Alarm

For keys that deserve consequences.

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Airhorn

The universal language of escalation.

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Sad Trombone

Backspace has never felt so honest.

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Meme Sounds

You know the ones. All of them.

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Random Chaos

Every press, a surprise. Even for you.

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Maximum Clack

Mechanical switches, cranked to eleven.

Assign different sounds to different keys and create your own combination.
Your keyboard. Your rules.

Ships with 11 packs

Or set the whole board at once

One click sets every key. Then override any key you want on top.

common
Cherry Blue

Sharp, clicky, unmistakably loud. The office-nemesis switch.

common
Cherry Brown

Tactile bump without the click. The reasonable compromise.

rare
Creamy Thock

Lubed linears, foamed case, deep and dry. Endgame board sound.

common
Cheap Clack

Hollow rattle of a $19 membrane board. Nostalgic, in a way.

rare
Typewriter

Type-bars slapping the platen. Enter rings the carriage bell.

legendary
Shotgun

Every keystroke fires. Space and Enter rack the pump.

rare
9mm

Snappier and faster than the shotgun. Space drops the mag.

rare
Blaster

Energy weapon. Space and Enter spin up the charge coil.

common
Terminal

Square-wave bleeps from a machine that boots in two seconds.

common
Bubbles

Soft water pops. The only pack safe to use on a video call.

stealth
Silent

Nothing at all. For when the fun has to stop.

custom
+ Your own clips

Drop in any WAV, MP3, OGG, FLAC or M4A and map it to any key.

Why ClackZilla?

Built different

Customize everything

Every key can have its own sound.

No two keyboards alike

Build your own ridiculous setup.

Instant annoyance

Set it up and start typing.

Built for chaos

Because a normal keyboard is boring.

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Privacy

Your keys. Your data.

ClackZilla reacts to your keystrokes to play your assigned sounds. It doesn't need to know what you're typing โ€” and it doesn't.

  • โ–บNo keystroke logging โ€” key events trigger sounds and are immediately forgotten
  • โ–บNo network requests. Ever. The app works fully offline
  • โ–บNo account, no telemetry, no analytics
  • โ–บYour settings live in a plain file on your own machine
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Questions you're actually asking

Can I assign a different sound to every key?

Yes. That's the whole point. Click any key on the on-screen keyboard, pick a sound, done. Do one key, a whole row, or all 104.

Can I use my own sounds?

Yes. Drop in any WAV, MP3, OGG, FLAC or M4A and map it to any key. Airhorn on Enter, your boss's catchphrase on Backspace โ€” it's your keyboard.

Can I turn sounds off temporarily?

Yes. There's one big On/Off switch, a Silent pack, and the app lives in your tray so you can kill it the second a meeting starts.

Will it work with my keyboard?

Yes โ€” any keyboard. ClackZilla is software: it listens to OS key events, so it works with laptop keyboards, external boards, anything that types. Windows 10/11 and macOS 12+ (Intel and Apple Silicon). On a Mac you'll allow Input Monitoring once so it can hear your keys.

Does ClackZilla record what I type?

No. A key event comes in, a sound plays, and the event is forgotten. Nothing is logged, nothing is written to disk, and the app makes zero network requests โ€” there's no server to send anything to.

Windows says the installer is unsafe?

That's Windows SmartScreen being cautious with new indie apps โ€” it shows for any installer it hasn't seen many times yet, not because anything is wrong. Click "More info", then "Run anyway" and you're in. The warning fades on its own as more people install ClackZilla.

Mac says the app can't be opened?

That's macOS Gatekeeper doing the same dance for new indie apps. Right-click the app, choose "Open", then click "Open" in the dialog โ€” you only do it once. If your Mac still refuses: System Settings โ†’ Privacy & Security โ†’ scroll down โ†’ "Open Anyway".

Ready to become
the problem?

Your coworker has a mechanical keyboard.
It's time to escalate.

Use responsibly. Or don't.